Best of: Michael Perez

The best quotes from the STF Podcast's own Michael Perez!

(This page will be constantly updated. Let Colton know what quotes you would like to see on here!)


  1. I'm gonna put my cock in your fist!
  2. It sounds like pickle.
  3. Silence.
  4. Kiss my ass.
  5. He's a hateful, vindictive son of a bitch!
  6. Eat my jizz!
  7. Jimely Willikers, Batman!
  8. If she had a penis, she would be the best guy ever.
  9. Sorreeeeeeee princess!
  10. Oh god, it's a girl.
  11. I mean YOLO, right?
  12. I can stand for long distances.
  13. I've gotten a lot better since I've been getting better.
  14. Engrish is hard.
  15. You make fun of my Engrish?
  16. This is the first time since in a long time.

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